in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Im part way to drunk.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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