her vagine was all disorganized.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
no you cant smoke seaweed
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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