So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You can't just leave with hair like that
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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