Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I smell like Dick and happiness
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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