Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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