She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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