So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
What drink are we having for lunch?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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