So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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