were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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