I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The Olympian is in my bed
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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