he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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