when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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