it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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