i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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