found the other keg... it's in the tree
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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