you turned your livingroom into a bong?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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