are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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