i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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