No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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