have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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