so that wasnt chicken after all
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
