I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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