Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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