Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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