just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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