i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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