He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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