Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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