The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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