Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Are we still banned from the library?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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