I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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