when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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