Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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