Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Sex in the backyard? Check.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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