I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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