i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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