Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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