I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
