once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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