when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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