covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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