You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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