drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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