Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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