you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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