Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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