You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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