do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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