Don't you send me to vm
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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