The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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