turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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