If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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