We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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