I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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