just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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