is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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